what the shit is wrong with me?

so i am slacking at work when i get a myspace message from some guy. the following is our exact correspondance with eachother via myspace messages:

him: Do you know a guy who went to Fullerton in the philosophy department named Adam Flamesomethingorother. Flamerstein? Something like that?

me: was he bald?

him: no. he's young.

note: i really like the assumption here that if some is bald it's because they're old. it should be noted that i do know an adam, he's young a philosophy major AND bald.

me: i don't think so then. do you know when he graduated?

him: damn. I don't. i think he graduated recently but maybe I'm wrong. Certainly in the last 5 or 6 years. I might have the last name wrong. Just a shot in the dark.

me: sorry i couldn't help ya. if you want to go for the hail mary you can join CSUFphilosophyclub group on yahoo and just spam out an email on there.

him: Thanks!

transaction over, right? no. i decided to follow up the conversation with this gem.

me: no problem. can i take a stab at the situation? here i assume the answer is yes

You met him at a club/party. Liked him a bit, but were too drunk to remember his last name. Maybe you even got his number but, due to alcohal, only wrote in five of the digits (i've done this) and now can't call him. Now you'd like to find him so you tried searching for CSUF philosophy majors but didn't come up with an Adam. You decided to message me, as I am undeniably one of the more attractive people that came up in your search, but unfortunately I was unable to help?

hahaa. sorry i have a weird sense of humor. Good luck.

cheers.
ryan

him: you're eerily close to the truth.

/end.

so, there are a couple of things particularly awesome about this whole ordeal. first and foremost is that i was "eerily" close to the situation. score for me. two is that of the philosophy majors that came up in his search, i am probably not the most attractive, but he didn't deny it. rather, my profile is ridiculously gay. as of right now i am rocking a miley cyrus song, my favorite movies are anything with john cusack, my favorite shows are dawson's creek, gilmore girls, and degrassi. i don't want kids, and there are multiple pictures of me kissing or being kissed by dudes.

fact of the matter, and paul shares my same sentiment, is i love gay guys.

am i really this ridiculous?